Who I am

You want to know more about me? I don’t know man, that’s kinda weird.

I’m Dean, a professionally amateur word sayer from the Pacific North West, whose mind has been irreparably fractured by bad British humor. I say a lot of words but damn near none of it means anything.

I like maps, I hate plans, and I believe that living life on two wheels is more important than spending an existence on two legs.